When it comes to leading the world, do women really kick men's butts?
Do they really wear the pants?
Financially, yes. The global economy would crash and burn like a blind NASCAR driver if not controlled by females.
And lest you think money ain't everything, consider this: Females not only buy more stuff, they make men miserable if they aren't happy. No man with an unhappy woman can survive. So, why fight it? Make your lady the center of your universe!
Simple, clear advice: Men, run to get her door. Carry her things. It's not that she can't; it's that she deserves the highest form of appreciation. The more she is appreciated, tended to, coddled, spoiled, pampered, and protected, the safer your relationship will be.
Be honest with her. If you look at other women, point them out to her. Don't be a silent perv, be an open minded gentleman! Take notice that she is yours, and even if you drool over some hottie's legs or other anatomical delights, you letting your woman in on it is the best way to keep her in the game!
Remember, your lady must be happy. In bed, out of bed, in the morning, noon, and night. So, keep her guessing. Keep her intrigued. Send her a random note: (Hey just wanted to tell you I've never had Herpes and I still have most of my teeth.)
It doesn't have to be sexy, or gourmet words. Your efforts will speak through any inconvenient spelling or moronic wording.
And be ready to make her dinner. Even if you don't make more than a cold cut sandwich, make it the best spread with the fanciest tray you have. Make an effort.
Lastly, don't take credit for cleaning up after yourself. Just do it and don't expect a reward.
What's in it for the guys? Well, do the above and find out, right ladies?
